Northwest Indiana man leaves hilarious obituary

A man from DeMotte, Indiana, has left behind an obituary that really reflects his personality. Terry Wayne Ward passed away on January 23rd at the age of 71.

The opening line of his obituary reads:
"Terry  Wayne Ward, age 71, of DeMotte, IN, escaped this mortal realm on  Tuesday, January 23rd, 2018, leaving behind 32 jars of Miracle Whip, 17  boxes of Hamburger Helper and multitudes of other random items that  would prove helpful in the event of a zombie apocalypse."

The obit also adds:
"He met the love of his life, Kathy, by telling her  he was a lineman –  he didn’t specify early on that he was a lineman for  the phone company,  not the NFL. Still, Kathy and Terry wed in the fall  of 1969, perfectly  between the Summer of Love and the Winter of Regret."

His hobbies and interests include:
"He enjoyed many, many things.  Among those things were hunting,   fishing, golfing, snorkeling, ABBA, hiking Turkey Run, chopping wood,   shooting guns, Bed Bath & Beyond, starlight mints, cold beer, free   beer, The History Channel, CCR, war movies, discussing who makes the   best pizza, The Chicago White Sox, old Buicks, and above all, his family."

Terry also volunteered his services in the United States Army. He was an active combat veteran in the Vietnam War.

Picture by Geisen Funeral Home online obituary

To read Terry's full, hilarious and heartfelt obituary, click here.



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