Top Signs You’re The Middle Child

August 12, 2019

Your mom refers to you as "number two”

You’re fine with getting attention from strangers

Even your stalker thinks you’re needy

You’ve had five birthday parties, but you’re 22 years old

You spend most of your time at your older and younger siblings’ activities

Your bed is next to a bunk bed

Your dad calls you the smart one

Nobody realized you left for college

One of your siblings beats you up, the other you’re not allowed to hit

You ran away and come back before anyone noticed

You have to sit on the hump in the back seat of the car

You’re hoping the stork comes back to pick you up

Sound Familiar?

-Lisa