What Kind Of Ex Are You?

Aquarius: The ex who doesn't look back

PHEW, thank goodness that is over because you were starting to feel a little wonky. You're indpendet and need your space.
After a break up you're finally booking a trip you've been talking about taking.

Pisces: The nice ex

You're selfess and are too nice. You trust everyone and your friends couldn't be happier about your recent split. You gave that person way TOO much and you deserve better.
After a breakup you'll probably start a poetry blog that will go viral.

Aries: The ex that got away

All of your exes miss you 100% and you're hurt about the breakup... but you're already swiping right to the next lot on Tinder.

Taurus: The chill ex

You're logical about everything, so if you're not spending the rest of your life with this person... you don't care.
After a breakup, you're going shopping. No if's ands or but's.

Gemini: The on-and-off-again ex

Breakups aren't really a big dieal for you.. let's be honest.. how many 'breaks' have you guys been on now?
After a breakup you're probably just gonna have a nice big vent sesh with your closest pals.

Cancer: The ex that blocks you on Facebook

Breakups hit you HARD. You're loyal and supportive so if someone messes with you, you get pretty hurt.
After a breakup you will block them on all social media platforms because you can't stand the sight of their face.

Leo: The Petty ex

You're not mad... no you don't care... not even one bit... ::eye roll:: you're pissed and can't believe that the person doesn't realize how perfect you are.
After a breakup you're already writing a short film about your last relationship.

Virgo: The ex that can't let go

You try and find a greater meaning for everything that's happened. So yeah, you'll cry your eyes out one minute and then thank the universe for saving you from that relationship.
After a breakup your friend try and help you feel better, but honestly you need time to just process this one your own.

Libra: The friendly ex

You're pretty non-confrontational so it has to get realllllly bad before your breakup. Despite being diplomatic through the whole break up though, you'll still never forgive them for wasting your time.
After a BAD breakup you probably signed up for law school or something really awesome. If it's just a little break up, that's nothing brunch and a good playlist can't fix.

Scorpio: The stone-cold ex

All of your exes are scared of you. Good luck to them if they hurt you.
After a breakup you're thinking of texting their bestfriend/roommate for revenge.

Sagittarius: The ex who will always secretly hope for something more

You're cool with the break up and will probably stay friends with your ex, but if he/she every wants to pursue a relationship again... you're always game.
After a breakup you probably try to set up your best friend with your ex-bae just to show that you really don't care... even though you do.

Capricorn: The glo-up ex

You're secretly happy to be single again. Now you can meet new people and find someone hotter/smarter/funnier. Besides, your ex was kinda dull anyway.
After a breakup... what breakup? You've moved on to someone else already.

Brooke Taylor