Do NOT Drink Hand Sanitizer

Time for another edition of "Things You REALLY Shouldn’t Have To Be Told, But Apparently Do!" Well, maybe not you specifically. Just people in general. This is a weird one!

Fifteen people in Arizona and New Mexico were poisoned by drinking hand sanitizer over a two-month period. That prompted the CDC to issue a warning:

"Permanent blindness or death" sounds even less appealing than COVID-19! Were these people looking for a high or did they actually think it would protect them? Either way, no bueno!

In other breaking news, grass is green and the sky is blue.