Top Signs You’re The Middle Child
August 12, 2019
Your mom refers to you as "number two”
You’re fine with getting attention from strangers
Even your stalker thinks you’re needy
You’ve had five birthday parties, but you’re 22 years old
You spend most of your time at your older and younger siblings’ activities
Your bed is next to a bunk bed
Your dad calls you the smart one
Nobody realized you left for college
One of your siblings beats you up, the other you’re not allowed to hit
You ran away and come back before anyone noticed
You have to sit on the hump in the back seat of the car
You’re hoping the stork comes back to pick you up
Sound Familiar?
-Lisa