People- Oh Costco, you’ve truly outdone yourself this time. The wholesale store just figured out a way to make sure you will never run out of mac and cheese again: sell it in a 27-lb. tub.
The Chef’s Banquet Macaroni and Cheese Storage Bucket now sold at Costco holds 180 servings of the fan-favorite meal. Piled high in the six-gallon container are separate pouches of elbow pasta and cheddar cheese sauce. The tub sells for $89.99, which really means you’re only paying $2 per serving. Also, you’re making quite the investment as the product will last a long time—two decades in fact. The shelf life is so long that Costco listed the product under “all emergency foods” on the store’s website.
Are you KIDDING ME COSTCO?! How the hell am I supposed to stay thin and eat healthy when you're giving me the option to consume 180 servings of mac n cheese whenever I damn well please?? Sure it'll cost me $90 to get the bucket but where else can you find a glorious noodle and cheese combo for under $2 a serving?? If this sounds like something you need in your life but you don't feel like eating it all in one place, Costco thought of that too. You can literally consume this snack anytime between now and 2039 because the shelf life is TWENTY. YEARS.
So if you're a die hard Mac n Cheese lover, this might need to be your emergency stash. One, because it's the shelf life is ridiculous and two, because all that mac n cheese probably tastes terrible compared to literally any other mac n cheese that comes in a regular box at the grocery store. But to each their own. Enjoy!
Wait...nevermind...I guess it was never meant to be.