Wait...this is a real thing? Lake Geneva...Last time I checked, you can drive around the lake. Did that change? People really get their mail by boat still?? Seems like a very outdated mode of delivery, especially if you have these kids sprinting back and forth on your deck all summer. What if you need to send something off and the kid falls in the lake?? She said the boat doesn't stop! Now your mail is wet and you have some high schooler sitting on the dock of the bay waiting to be picked up... having said that, where do I apply?
Sidenote: This would be a great drinking game in the summer, place a few bets and wait on the dock and cheer on the mail boat jumpers when they come by. Great way to take lake life to the next level.